I Started a Blog Nobody Read

這首可說是 2006 Blogger 年度最佳歌曲... 收錄於 Sprites 2006 年的專輯 Modern Gameplay
[audio http://roid.kaienroid.com/music/I_Started_a_Blog_Nobody_Read.mp3]

歌詞及翻譯如下:

I started a blog which nobody read.
我開了一個沒人在看的部落格

When I went to work I blogged there instead.
只要我上班時，我都在經營它

I started a blog which nobody viewed
我開了一個點閱率零的部落格

it might be in cash but topics included...
它搞不好值錢，因為內容包括...

George bush is an evil moron
「小布希是萬惡廢柴」

What's the story with revolving doors.
「關於旋轉門的二三事」

I am in love with the girl who doesn't know I exist.
「我愛上了根本不知我是誰的女孩」

Nobody hates preppies any more.
「我不是在嫌你顧人怨喔」

- Musical Interlude -

I started a blog. But nobody came.
我開了一個部落格，但是沒人要來看

No issues were raised. No comments were made.
沒有話題性，也沒有任何回應

I started a blog which nobody read.
我開了一個沒人在看的部落格

I'll admit that wasn't that great.
我承認它雖然沒多好

But if you must know here is what is said...
但是你要知道，你在這裡看的到...

100 of my favourite albums.
100張我最愛的專輯

200 people I can't take.
200個我討厭的人

400 movies I would like to recommend.
400部我想推薦的電影

10 celebrities, 4 of whom I might assassinate.
10位名人，我想幹掉其中4個

- Musical Interlude -

I started a blog. I sent you the link.
我開了一個部落格，給你連結

I wanted the world to know what I think.
我要讓全世界知道我思故我在

I started a blog but when I read yours
我有我的部落格，但見到你的

it made me forget what I had started mine for.
我實在不知自己為啥開部落格